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Devil went to Kentucky

Looks like the devil is a fan of Corvettes. While it may be sad that 8 pristine Corvettes were lost to a sinkhole in the bowels of Kentucky, it is important to find humor in these things. So I have come up with what I imagine happened in the early morning hours in Bowling Green at the National Corvette Museum.

The devil went down to Kentucky, looking for some souls to steal
But all he found was rednecks and some cool old cars. For real.
He walked into the building and saw 8 beauties that were looking hot,
So stomped his foot and made the ground cave in, hollerin’ ” Boy that’ll hit the spot”

In walked the janitor Johnny, he’s a bit of a gearhead too.
To the devil he stares and then declares, I think I’d have a race with you.
Now you might be good at scrubbin’ toilets, but give the Devil’s his due,
I bet a chain of gold against a Kia Soul, cause I think I’m faster than you.

Johnny, shine that bowtie and run your engine hard
Cause Hell’s broke loose in Kentucky and the devil stole them cars
And if you win you get a fancy neck chain made of gold,
but if you lose, you’re gonna have to drive a Kia Soul!!!!!

Among the lost were a C1, a C4 and several C5 and C6s. Here is a list of the Corvettes that gave their lives in a sinkhole-
The following is a list of Corvettes that were eaten by the earth- 1993 ZR-1 Spyder and 2009 ZR1 “Blue Devil” on loan from General Motors; a 1962 Black Corvette; 1984 PPG Pace Car; 1992 White 1 Millionth Corvette; 1993 Ruby Red 40th Anniversary Corvette; 2001 Mallett Hammer Z06 Corvette and a 2009 White 1.5 Millionth Corvette.
There were no C2s, C3s, or C7s but the world’s only surviving 1983 Corvette (a car that was never in real production) was in great danger of sliding into the hole, so emergency crews removed it from the building. It is the only vehicle to be removed, the rest will have to wait until a team of engineers can inspect the building for safety reasons.

Enjoy your new Corvettes, Mephistopheles. what a jackass. He could have at least gone to Porsche dealership like every other douchebag in the world.


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